I’ve been thinking about changing my name to Peyton Manning. I like Peyton Manning. I admire Peyton Manning. Everyone does. If I share his name, maybe everyone will like me. People will return my calls. Who wouldn’t return a call from Peyton Manning?
Of course, folks will be disappointed when they have to talk to me instead of the Bronco quarterback. That is why I need to practice imitating his voice and manner of speaking in order to keep up the ruse.
Don’t ask me for tickets to the game. However, I will be glad to come talk to your Optimist Club. I’ll tell you a little something about my life and have a free lunch.