My money troubles are over.
I don’t buy lottery tickets. I limit my gambling to opportunities to use my skills, such as picking winners in sporting events.
Yahoo Sports has a free contest for picking brackets for the NCAA Basketball Tournament. The winner gets $10,000.
I am shopping for cars this week. I will show the dealer my bracket and drive off the lot, promising to pay as soon as Yahoo pays me. It’s a sure thing as long as those college boys cooperate.
Confidence is very important in athletics. However, just in case my first bracket doesn’t work out as I hope, I have three more brackets, each a little different, hedging my bets, you see. Surely, one of them will be perfect.