Political Image Making
As I continue with my pre-campaign planning, there are many decisions to make. It might seem shallow, but political candidates are concerned about their looks. Think of the billboards, posters, flyers, TV commercials, and televised debates, not to mention public appearances and even door-to-door campaigning.
I should probably form a focus group to decide stuff like whether to have a mustache or wear a cowboy hat. We have to think about the demographics.
Okay, I think the cowboy boots that I normally wear are fine. The cowboy hat can be overdone. Maybe I will just wear it in parades or on my ride across the state to meet the voters.
Since Colorado legalized marijuana, I should probably smoke marijuana on the campaign trail, which will require me to learn to smoke. I can be like the Marlboro man with a joint. Very appealing to more than one group of voters.
The great thing about nose rings is one can take them out when the occasion calls for that.