Miss Sugar is not your typical beauty pageant queen. In addition to the swimsuit and evening gown competitions, she could have won the handywoman contest, if there was such a thing.
Last year, I wrote a post called Do It Herself Plumbing https://cowboylawyer.wordpress.com/2013/05/18/do-it-herself-plumbing/. Now she has expanded into another trade — that of an electrician.
Sugar wanted an electric gate out by the road so as to control access to the lane up to our house here on the ranch. We have occasionally had uninvited visitors drive up to the house and ask to hike, hunt, buy firewood, or just directions. I don’t mind when I am around, but Sugar is skittish about men coming to the door with guns when I am not around. So, we had the gate installed by professionals.
One guy operated a trencher for the underground wire. A couple other guys put the arms on the gates and installed the “brains” for the system as well as some solar panels. A master electrician hooked it all up. Sort of.
I had to go to town to my law office that day or I would have done it all myself. Part of that sentence is true.
When I got back to the ranch, only the electrician was there. I was surprised that he had been there most of the day. He was trying to get the two gates to open and close simultaneously and to meet in the middle. It still was not working when he left, frustrated.
Sugar had read the directions. She had researched which system to get. She did not like how the electrician had left it, so she finished the job herself. You are wondering, of what value am I? That is an excellent question, asked by many who know me. Sugar found a use for me. While she operated the control panel, I stood by the gate and informed her when the gates were lined up perfectly so she could program the system to my specifications. It was a two person job. One person needed technical skill; the other person needed eyes and a mouth, as well as aesthetic opinions.
So now our gates work great by remote control. You are welcome, Sugar. I was glad to help.