Training Miss Sugar
The Beau marathon is still going. This one is about his efforts to teach my wife how to properly live her life as a responsible human being.
Sugar, my lovely wife, has been to college. She actually has a couple degrees. I used to think she is pretty smart. She was a teacher for many years. Now she is being schooled by a Yellow Lab.
Beau has pointed out to me that Sugar is very forgetful and irresponsible. He has been working on training her, yet, despite his efforts, she frequently just doesn’t catch on to his instructions about how she should live her life.
For example, last night, Miss Sugar was tardy with her chores. She has volunteered for the responsibility of feeding the dogs at approximately 5:30 p.m. Having assumed the responsibility, one would expect her to be, well, responsible. Beau had to remind her that she was behind schedule. He did so by getting the tin cup she uses to measure the dog food and bringing it to her. Duh!!!!!!!!!!!! Does Beau have to…
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