Happy Birthday to me!
How did Credit Karma and Luminosity know?
They were the first to wish me a happy one
Even before my wife got up to help me celebrate
Even before my mother called or anyone else
I feel guilty that I can’t reciprocate because
I don’t even know when Credit Karma or Luminosity was born.
Texas Roadhouse must be mad at me.
They didn’t offer me a birthday coupon this year.