A couple days ago, I was talking to my friend, Kent, about the pressure being put on electors in the Electoral College, and I came up with a path to win the presidency on a reduced budget.
Kent is something of a Constitutional scholar. He explained the concept of “faithless electors” voting contrary to the popular vote in their state. I thought it was automatic that electoral votes, at least in “winner take all” states, automatically go to, well, the winner. Apparently, Hillary Clinton supporters believe the electors should vote according to one’s “conscience.” Presumably, it follows under their view that anyone with a conscience would vote for Hillary in the Electoral College. That is, unless one’s conscience has to do with honoring the American system of electing our President. At any rate, pressure is being put on electors to be “faithless” to their commitments to honor the popular vote.
And that is when I came up with my plan. It is an improvement on Hillary’s campaign because it saves money by ignoring the costly campaign to win the votes of regular voters, who matter less than electors in the Electoral College. You see where this is going.
My plan is to win the hearts and votes of electors regardless of any popular vote. It is very costly to run television advertisements. It is costly to travel to rallies around the country. It is costly to put on a nominating convention. My plan is to focus on bribing electors to vote for me.
As I recall, it takes 270 electoral votes to win the Presidency. Let’s budget for $1,000,000 per electoral bribe to persuade electors to be “faithless.” I would use the budget to heelp these people of conscience feel good about voting for me as a matter of conscience. Who cares about nominated candidates and votes in the general election? Let’s let 270 electors “do the right thing” by benefiting themselves and America as well.
My advice, dear readers, is to look into becoming an elector in 2020. Then you can look forward to meeting me to discuss voting your conscience, unhampered by the votes of the deplorable voters in the general election. It will be worth your while.
Now I just have to come up with $270,000,000. I’d do almost anything for that amount of money. Let’s talk.
Hey, I know, you could contribute to my foundation. That’s the ticket.