Very recently, I saw a photo of Kim Kardashian wearing jeans with holes in the areas of her thighs and knees. My first thought was that she must be bucking bales of hay because I have over the years had many pairs of jeans with that exact same look. I suspect that Kim and other fashion leaders noticed me at the feed store or while I was doing chores. I know I look good in jeans, but I always believed women were studying my Wrangler butt. Apparently, they study my thighs as well.
Here is how to get holes in the thigh area of one’s jeans. As you lift bales of hay, use your leg to help bring the bales to your middle area immediately prior to using your arms to lift the bales above your waist or even head, depending upon how high you are stacking the bales or throwing them onto the hay wagon as another person standing on the wagon aka hay rack (as in hay rack ride), to stack bales there. I perfected the technique as a young teen trying to keep up with older fellas picking up hay bales from the field and then handling them again to stack the bales in the hay loft of the barn. “More bales!” we would yell, implying that the other cowboys were not keeping up with our respective selves, the superior workers.
Kim did not explain the worn-out jeans that she was wearing so she might not want me to explain the process of achieving that look. She does not seem the type to throw bales of hay, but now you know. I see her in a whole different light. What a hard-working cowgirl! I had previously thought she shopped on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills or Hollywood or wherever it is. I do suggest she get more sensible footware. I wear cowboy boots. They have heels, but not spindly ones such as Kim wears above. I doubt she wore those shoes in the hay fields.
I hesitate to publish this because I fear that a bunch of California girls will be contacting me to ask about stacking hay bales. I will have to reject their assistance. After all, I am married to Miss Texas and she looks good in her jeans with or without holes in the thighs. Kim could learn a lot from Miss Texas but I wonder if she is capable of grasping what Miss Texas knows. Miss Texas is way out of Kim’s league.
Take a bow, Miss Texas! (I doubt Kim can ride a trick horse).