My wife, Miss Sugar, is a generous and creative person.
But now let’s talk about me, me, me. I might have mentioned in other posts that I am an avid Bronco fan (and unsigned NFL free agent to be signed by the Broncos at a future date which has not yet been disclosed). I have an official NFL jersey identical to that worn by Peyton Manning. I have a Broncos T shirt. I have an NFL Players Association shirt obtained in connection with service on the NFLPA Workers Compensation Panel. I am, as you should have discerned, a pretty big deal.
Sugar is an enabler. She contributes to my delusions. Last week she gave me an early Valentine present — a unique silver cuff made by a Navajo artist. Sugar commissioned the piece of jewelry pictured below. It was made for me, me, me. No one else has one like it. It features the Bronco logo of a horse head. It is beautiful. By wearing it, I am automatically the coolest Bronco fan, thanks to Sugar.
When I am ultimately signed by the Broncos, I will show it to my teammates. They will be envious. But I am used to that.
Wait until they see my hot trophy wife.
Now the problem is — what can I get Sugar for Valentine’s Day?