You have to read between the lines to catch the subtle hints that the Broncos are positioning to sign me to a handsome contract. Let me point out what is obvious to me if not to you readers and football fans.
Von Miller has predicted a Superbowl victory. Could that be based on improving the roster with, well, me?
The team is trying to get Elvis Dumervil to renegotiate his contract to make more room under the salary cap. Why? Duh! To pay me, obviously!
D.J. Williams might be released, which would free up $6 million for the salary cap, which could be applied toward my contract. Ah, hah!
As I observe this maneuvering, I grow more and more confident. As I await that call from John Elway or Pat Bowlen, I am getting more and more excited.
It feels good to be wanted.
When one is delusional, life can be fun. Even if you are not actually on the beach, you can still enjoy it if you think you are.
I better go work out. I need to keep my weight up if I am going to be playing with the big boys.